Yesterday I was hanging out with a couple of my guy friends. One of them was bemoaning the fact that he doesn’t have the time or motivation to cook for himself and eat healthy. He looked at me and said, “Don’t be offended–but what I really need is to get married so someone will help take care of me.”
I said, “Don’t be offended–but what I really need is to get married so my husband can go make me money and I won’t have to work anymore.”
Maybe this could be mutually beneficial.
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